"You see things like this all the time. For example, parents who bring their children to grown up parties, or events, or concerts when they put big headphones on them as if that is fooling anyone into thinking that they are being responsible with the tiny life that they’re in charge of, and the babies freak out and then the parents act like it’s just the craziest and most embarrassing thing that the babies are freaking out. You know? Or, like, if you take a dog to brunch with you and the dog starts barking at the other dogs at brunch and the people around you look at you, like, can you please shut up your dog, and you look at them like you have no idea what’s gotten into your dog. Right? You know yet? There are certain reactions you can predict, is what I’m saying. Like if you write for a web video blog and you see a video of a guy passing out after he jumped out of a plane and he makes a funny face and the other guy is freaking out because, like, what if the first guy died? And it’s scary but also funny? Obviously you’re going to post that video."

— Parachuter Passes Out Mid-Jump, Which Makes Sense