Twitter: people can’t get enough of it. It’s on their phones, it’s on their computers, they’re eating tweets, they’re typing tweets, they’re talking about tweets, they’re brushing their tweets, they’re kissing tweets, they’re dressing tweets. It’s like, tweets, tweets, tweets with these people! And now they’re going to be WATCHING tweets? Or, I mean, the making of tweets? Twitter, I mean? The making of Twitter? Kind of like The Social Network? I mean, it’s like, where’s it gonna end for these people!
There certainly are some surprises this year. Most of the awards are being given to teachers and social workers, first of all. And the rest of the award statues are just going to be turned into dog toys and given to dogs with missing limbs?
“I don’t break in scenes, but I do laugh too much. I was just directing Broad City, and the sound guy asked me, ‘Can you laugh less during the takes?’ And I was like, ‘I can’t promise you anything.’ I like to laugh a lot. I have a crazy maniacal laugh that I try to maintain through diet and exercise.”—Amy Poehler on being a generous laugher (x)